Alcohol

Alcohol makes you do weird things
Some bad, some good, some funny

This one guy I know has many stories to tell, sometimes he's drunk and sometimes he's not.

So in the last month, I saw one of my roommates naked. His girlfriend was over and it was pretty obvious that they were having sex. They left their clothes in the living room. I came home and hoped that would be all I would see, but no such luck. The next thing I know, he walks out of his room naked. And that's pretty much that.

The other night, we went out drinking. Both roommates were with me. One disappeared in the middle of the night. I came home and he was sleeping in my bed. I wanted to wake him up but I was nice enough to leave him along and kind of slept on the couch for a couple of hours. Mostly, I was just afraid he was naked and didn't want to go 2 for 2. I reclaimed my room at about 3 am when he went to the bathroom. And I locked the door.

Why do these things happen to me? Haha...
I feel like its my turn next...lol